When your kid hands you poo

Chris and I were watching tv in the dark and Christian just came out of his room and started handing me some brown balls. By the third one I touched I realized it was poo!!!! Chris Votano can't stop laughing. I'm not finding the humor just yet. That was the other night. This morning while doing the dishes he took a full swing with his whiffle ball bat right to my crotch. I fell to the floor. Ugh the life with a 2 year old.